I am very uncomfortable in my body and tried to sneak out of work early, like ten minutes and I can't stop scratching my head and its been too much month end whack a mole. Anxiety? New meds ... not sure when to take them. I'm not sure if I'm hungry or full. I'm tense.
Walking into the office this morning, my south african coworker caught up with me. I confessed to being exhausted when he asked how I was. He said you know what you need and I exclaimed, "pills and coffee!" And he said no... I think it was going to be Jesus, but he got sidetracked and I escaped.
I don't know why I am so TMI with him. Probably because one time a psychic told my aunt that my soul mate was from Africa so now everytime I meet someone from Africa I try them on in my head. It's like trying to buy shoes online except the shoes usually are married with a wife and a bunch of kids and take vacations to the creation museum and are oddly Republican for an alien and are actually colonial shoes not African shoes.
I also eavesdropped at work that tomorrow's government test is actually going to kill us all or melt our brains with the tone or something.
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